Consult the Oracle

MPhils – want to know how you’ll do on your first essay? PhDs – want to know when, if ever, your thesis will finally be finished? Desperate to know the definitive answer to the Homeric Question, or whether Linear A will ever be deciphered? Help is at hand! The UCL Oracle is available entirely free of charge to answer all your questions, any time of the day or night, with no need to queue! Of course, interpreting the answers is still up to you, so take care – remember Croesus

I thought I’d give it a test by asking if there was anyone wiser than Socrates. The answer:

OracleGuess I’m going to have to try harder next time…But what will the oracle predict for YOUR future? Inquire if you dare!

 

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One Response to Consult the Oracle

  1. Kelly M says:

    Oh dear. I’ve found yet another thing to distract me from my work… :)

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